Ok so I know this one is a little late but these are my thoughts on threequels which I have decided will be the topic of my 3rd post cuz I am the decider and not the suggester.

Below list is my review of Best Movie Threequels on imdb (yes I’m reviewing reviews, what of it?!)

The Good the Bad and the Ugly: Never seen it and probably never will ?/10

Logan – 111/10 would cry again

Captain America Civil War – Pretty good, would watch again 8/10

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King – Would name my baby Aragorn if I was allowed to

The Dark Knight Rises: 9/10 solid movie loved Bane but it’s hard to top Ledger

War for the Planet of the Apes: Again great movie but probs like Rise and Dawn more 7.5/10

Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi – A lil dated now but still good, pewpew/10

Star Trek Beyond – Also haven’t seen it but it looks cool, Maybe/10

Skyfall – Hot take, overrated (not bad) 007/10

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade – Don’t remember it, except for the you have chosen wisely/poorly quote, 2 grails / 3

Toy Story 3 – Made my brother cry (I just had something in my eye) 10/10

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – Slaps, love me some marauders 2.5/3

Bridget Jones’s Baby – Maybe I’ve seen this one in passing? ?/4.5

Kung Fu Panda 3 – Fun threequel but preferred 2, 2/3

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted – Don’t remember that well, 1.75/3

The Bourne Ultimatum – Remember farting during a quiet scene, traumatised/6

Goldfinger – Never seen 00?/00?

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith – Loved it 8/9

Iron Man 3 – Not bad, not amazing ok/10 except for the cool suits at the end even though they explode that was metal (get it 😉

Back to the Future Part III – Another one I can’t remember that well despite having seen it a few times so I guess not super memorable for me 10/?

Die Hard with a Vengeance – 0/10 for naming convention

Army of Darkness – Literally never heard of it before now

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors – Sounds very cool ?/?

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome – Heard good things about Mad Max so I’ll give it 4 stars

Thor: Ragnarok – Laughed and loved it!! #Korg5eva 6/6.5

Mission: Impossible III – Still not sure what the Rabit’s foot is even after seeing final reckoning but fun movie (those explody pills inside peoples heads was a bit less fun though) 6/8

Three Colors: Red – Assuming first and second were Blue and Yellow. Prefer Blue as a colour

Before Midnight – Usually when I’m unproductive

Star Trek III – Oh look it’s another one

The Muppets Take Manhattan – I like Kermit so I’ll give it 2 grouches

Men in Black³ – Not bad, another time travelly one 10/6.5

Avengers: Infinity War – I liked how they collected all the different pretty rocks and cap had a cool beard, very nice film 9.5/10

Supercop – Don’t know what it is, sounds like a Superfund, oh wait never mind I read it as Supercorp but it has Jackie chan in it so there’s that but would probably rather Rush Hour 3

Day of the Dead – Zombies scared me in I am Legend, ain’t going near this one (Zombieland was fun though)

Ocean’s Thirteen – Is this the one with the dice that do something cuz of something? I remember 11 and 12 better 13/19

Hope you enjoyed my list as much as I enjoyed making up numbers (just kidding some guy a long time ago made up numbers)

Yours three-fully,

Meep Morp